back the fuck up
There’s another story that I like about a Chinese general who had to defend a city with only a handful of soldiers from a huge enemy horde that was in all likelihood going to steamroll the place flat within hours of showing up.
So when said horde did arrive, they saw the general sitting outside the city’s open gates, drinking tea. The horde sent a couple of emissaries over to see what was what, and the general greeted them cheerfully and invited them all to come and take tea with him.
The horde decided that this was a scenario that had “MASSIVE FUCKING TRAP” written all over it in beautiful calligraphy and promptly fucked off.
Whoever that general was, he was clearly the Ancient Chinese equivalent of Sam Vimes.
did he just invite us over for tea nah man i’m out
This just keeps getting better
Why are shorts called shorts but pants arent called longsshe wears short shorts I wear long longs
she’s cheer cheerer and i’m on the sit sits
i fucking did it
I don’t know exactly why it’s so funny but this makes me laugh until my stomach HURTS
Ruby Quest is an imageboard RPG in which an anonymous mob shouted out their suggestions for the character’s decisions. The character? A herbivorous bunny girl. The goal? Escape.
All the threads have been compiled at the link above and turned into an easily readable flash storyboard over 9 chapters, including the chosen suggestions that drove the action and an optional glance at other noteworthy posts. Progression was entirely up to the ingenuity of the players, and there were penalties in store for their mistakes. The fate of the characters is entirely up to the mob. This is one of my favourite things the collective internet has produced.
Warning: heavy gore and a lot of creepy-ass shit.
If you need a laugh just pause this at any time.
Vine by Matt King
No but try it
so you should go to this website here and put in the date of your birthday
(mine’s national chocolate cupcake day!!)
YOU GUYS NEED TO SEE THE TRAILER FOR THE BOOK OF LIFE
AS BOTH AN ARTIST AND AS A LATINA, THIS IS EVERYTHING I COULD ASK FOR AND MORE. I’M SO HAPPY. PLEASE WATCH THIS !!
|—||me every time there is a dog regardless of the situation (via guy)|
sometimes i wanna be top
and sometimes i wanna be bottom
look at that fancy fuckin bunkbed jesus christ. back in my day, there were no stairs for easy access to the top. the road to the top bunk was a vertical fucking climb of wooden slats that you had to scramble to find purchase on. the one that made it to the top was not only a victor, but a survivor