Nuts, Bolts, and Loose Screws

ballpointpun:

fuckyeahitsalltimelow:

I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE LIFESAVER MINTS HAVE A HOLE IN THE MIDDLE BECAUSE IF IT GETS CAUGHT IN YOUR THROAT YOU CAN STILL BREATHE.

that feature sounds like a real life saver

deadtamagotchis:

Chris Sanders’ “Sanders’ Style Surfin’”

theendofaspark:

this is never going to not be funny 

So I got an idea

mildlyalice:

wereyoufullyawareofthisgaming:

duckscrymoo:

Let’s take this 

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and put it in 

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yes??? Nintendo, are you taking notes?

Real life. The concept you’re thinking of is going outside.

yeah ok buddy I’m just gonna step outside and go talk to my neighbour the talking cat. the fuck kind of real life are you living?

timelady-of-221b:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

budacub:

dividebysix:

thedeathecchi:

I WANTED THOSE REPORTS ON MY DESK AN HOUR AGO

SUSAN HAVE YOU SEEN BRIAN HE HAS MY STAPLER.

SUSAN stop dancing. This is serious.

HEY SUSAN I’M GOING TO GET SOME LUNCH YOU WANT ANYTHING?
SUSAN?
SUSAN STOP SCREAMING PLEASE

SUSAN MY COMPUTER CRASHED. I COULD REALLY USE YOUR HELP.

timelady-of-221b:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

budacub:

dividebysix:

thedeathecchi:

I WANTED THOSE REPORTS ON MY DESK AN HOUR AGO

SUSAN HAVE YOU SEEN BRIAN HE HAS MY STAPLER.

SUSAN stop dancing. This is serious.

HEY SUSAN I’M GOING TO GET SOME LUNCH YOU WANT ANYTHING?

SUSAN?

SUSAN STOP SCREAMING PLEASE

SUSAN MY COMPUTER CRASHED. I COULD REALLY USE YOUR HELP.

detectivebuttcop:

youngblackandvegan:

jonesalicious:

So after belle and the beast got married they have to buy all new furniture since like half their castle turned into people

Beauty and the Beast 2: The Trip to Ikea

officialbanette:

"What kind of music do you listen to?"

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worldfullofcosplay:

cosplayer: NiNi

jazykuun:

muirinn:

Stephen Webster’s Seven Deadly Sins collection. This is so amazing. The above ring is Wrath.
Envy:

Gluttony:

Greed:

Lust:

Pride:

Sloth:


Good god, these are beautifully crafted and made!
The details are just… <33

jazykuun:

muirinn:

Stephen Webster’s Seven Deadly Sins collection. This is so amazing. The above ring is Wrath.

Envy:

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Gluttony:

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Greed:

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Lust:

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Pride:

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Sloth:

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Good god, these are beautifully crafted and made!

The details are just… <33

preservedcucumbers:

gingerhaze:

I am laughing so hard at this gif that I made I have officially lost my mind

I have to reblog this because I just about choked with laughter, my face hurts

preservedcucumbers:

gingerhaze:

I am laughing so hard at this gif that I made I have officially lost my mind

I have to reblog this because I just about choked with laughter, my face hurts

look-anew-url-again:

I was watching this like “I am so fucking done with this website” AND THEN IT WAS STEPHEN COLBERT

texas-red-dirt-sunset:

introbulus:

one-hamburger:

dicksp8jr:

fionaaelizabeth:

If corals get stressed they die, so if I was coral I would be dead 

what do coral even get stressed about

Current events

I sea.

guys, i work at an aquarium and my coworkers and i have literally laughed at this for three days straight. everytime we pass each other we whisper “current events” and crack up. our customers think we are nuts.

The Pirate Bay Bundle

odditie-s:

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So here it is: the pirate bay bundle. You can also watch the trailer if you haven’t seen it This has taken me so much longer than I ever anticipated. I’ve been stuck in the thick of this for so long that I thought I would never see the light and even when I did, I thought it was a fucking mirage. On multiple occasions, I thought I had bitten off more than I could chew, that I didn’t have a hope of crossing the finish line, that a mob of angry game makers, foaming at their mouths, would beat down my door and rip me limb from limb.

And yet here I am.

So what is it you might be wondering?

A torrent containing one hundred small, weird, free (mostly ignored) videogames that you probably haven’t played made by well over one hundred passionate game makers. Some were made for game jams, others were made just because, some are made by celebrated game makers, many are made by folks that you won’t know. Many are usually only available to play in your browser but I managed to convince these wonderful folks to provide me with offline versions.

I came up with the idea on a whim some months ago. It was one of those rare occasions that I actually decided to enact upon one of my ideas and I vastly underestimated just how hard it would be to put together.

I really hope you give the games a shot (there’s some really cool shit in there, promise!).

Download The Pirate Bay Bundle

Watch the Trailer

Full game list for those with shitty internet

me: i'll do it at 7PM
time: 7:02PM
me: oops too late gotta wait till 8 now