Nuts, Bolts, and Loose Screws

I love this game

YO TUMBLR, WHAT’S UP?

shitfacedanon:

dat-soldier:

sonnetscrewdriver:

dat-soldier:

did-you-kno:

Source


back the fuck up

There’s another story that I like about a Chinese general who had to defend a city with only a handful of soldiers from a huge enemy horde that was in all likelihood going to steamroll the place flat within hours of showing up.
So when said horde did arrive, they saw the general sitting outside the city’s open gates, drinking tea. The horde sent a couple of emissaries over to see what was what, and the general greeted them cheerfully and invited them all to come and take tea with him.
The horde decided that this was a scenario that had “MASSIVE FUCKING TRAP” written all over it in beautiful calligraphy and promptly fucked off.
Whoever that general was, he was clearly the Ancient Chinese equivalent of Sam Vimes.


did he just invite us over for tea nah man i’m out

This just keeps getting better

shitfacedanon:

dat-soldier:

sonnetscrewdriver:

dat-soldier:

did-you-kno:

Source

back the fuck up

There’s another story that I like about a Chinese general who had to defend a city with only a handful of soldiers from a huge enemy horde that was in all likelihood going to steamroll the place flat within hours of showing up.

So when said horde did arrive, they saw the general sitting outside the city’s open gates, drinking tea. The horde sent a couple of emissaries over to see what was what, and the general greeted them cheerfully and invited them all to come and take tea with him.

The horde decided that this was a scenario that had “MASSIVE FUCKING TRAP” written all over it in beautiful calligraphy and promptly fucked off.

Whoever that general was, he was clearly the Ancient Chinese equivalent of Sam Vimes.

did he just invite us over for tea nah man i’m out

This just keeps getting better

hipster-trichster:

marina-peixes:

svvords:

Why are shorts called shorts but pants arent called longs

she wears short shorts I wear long longs

she’s cheer cheerer and i’m on the sit sits

aceticacid:

i fucking did it

aceticacid:

i fucking did it

Pandora’s lyrics for Sandstorm are literally my favorite thing in the world right now

memewhore:

I don’t know exactly why it’s so funny but this makes me laugh until my stomach HURTS

pyreo:

READ RUBY QUEST
Ruby Quest is an imageboard RPG in which an anonymous mob shouted out their suggestions for the character’s decisions. The character? A herbivorous bunny girl. The goal? Escape.
All the threads have been compiled at the link above and turned into an easily readable flash storyboard over 9 chapters, including the chosen suggestions that drove the action and an optional glance at other noteworthy posts. Progression was entirely up to the ingenuity of the players, and there were penalties in store for their mistakes. The fate of the characters is entirely up to the mob. This is one of my favourite things the collective internet has produced.
Warning: heavy gore and a lot of creepy-ass shit.

pyreo:

READ RUBY QUEST

Ruby Quest is an imageboard RPG in which an anonymous mob shouted out their suggestions for the character’s decisions. The character? A herbivorous bunny girl. The goal? Escape.

All the threads have been compiled at the link above and turned into an easily readable flash storyboard over 9 chapters, including the chosen suggestions that drove the action and an optional glance at other noteworthy posts. Progression was entirely up to the ingenuity of the players, and there were penalties in store for their mistakes. The fate of the characters is entirely up to the mob. This is one of my favourite things the collective internet has produced.

Warning: heavy gore and a lot of creepy-ass shit.

ollivander:

legendoctorlouis:

weloveshortvideos:

If you need a laugh just pause this at any time.

Vine by Matt King

No but try it

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lion-blanc:

so you should go to this website here and put in the date of your birthday

(mine’s national chocolate cupcake day!!)

steveholtvstheuniverse:

YOU GUYS NEED TO SEE THE TRAILER FOR THE BOOK OF LIFE

AS BOTH AN ARTIST AND AS A LATINA, THIS IS EVERYTHING I COULD ASK FOR AND MORE. I’M SO HAPPY. PLEASE WATCH THIS !!

This is no joke, it really happened in my first responder class today
My EMR instructor: You arrive at a scene with a patient laying on the ground. You check their level of alertness and they appear unconscious. You have already opened their airway with an adjunct and are administering oxygen.
What do you do next?
Student: Call 911!
My EMR Instructor: YOU ARE 911.
LOOK AT THE DOG
me every time there is a dog regardless of the situation (via guy)