Nuts, Bolts, and Loose Screws

MATTHEW, PICKUPLINES, WHAT ARE YOU DOING, I’M LAUGHING SO HARD AT YOUR EXCHANGES, STOP IT

Hey, Sweetheart. Like the TARDIS, I'm bigger on the inside. ;)

What step comes after “done,” because I passed “done” a while ago, I can’t even handle this blog

Hey, Sugartits, your dad must have been a mechanic because you have a finely tuned body. ;)

I… even if I knew how to respond to this, I wouldn’t know how to respond to this